Wednesday, June 16, 2010

the 12 step H.A.K.A.S. program

1. wake up when you wake up.
2. consult the rolledex for what inside joke you will focus on today.
3. stroll down to the beautiful RMR on kagy and order a Nick Weber Eperience from either Logan, Fletcher, or Nick Weber himself.*
4. bullshit at the coffee shop, for no less then two and half hours.
5. play skate 3, or watch a video
6. pet spike
7. sharpen the punk nose or razor tail on your board so its easier to pop the tires of bmxer's with bad attitudes.**
8. go skate to the skatepark
9. make sure the am team is staying on point and not letting things get serious***
10. Heckle and Destroy.
11. Get a Bud Ice.****
12. PWN N00bZ FTW

be reletively safe and remember to have a kick ass summer!

*please void if you are A. a fat bitch, B. pregnant bitch, or number 3. annnnnyone under of...mmm, 22.


**say anything?

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****for those kreamers who wish to not drink a lovely Bud Ice a 23 OZ. AZ. Ice Tea and/or Baja blast will sufice

-will

1 comment:

Nick Weber said...

I cannot fully HAKAS until my summer class is done next week... but then its ON!!!