Monday, October 12, 2009

alright boys

I hate chinese cinema. There i said it, it makes my life misserable. In fact, it makes me want to take a sawzall to a heard of small goats. After which i would eat the carcasses raw while listening to slayer and a little garth brooks. Blood would be dripping from my shirt, i wouldnt clean any of it off, making me suspicious in the eye of the public. I would then take the shitty altima, and run over a tabby or two.

BTW, this weekend me and mr. weber are having a demolition derby with our cars. Shitty altima vs lady bird. the winner buys the other a new car.