Fuck skateboarding

Fuck Skateboarding. I hate it. Now wait a second and hear me out. Skateboarding, a pastime that i have partaken in for years, is a deceiving thing. It hurts me physically, and yes, mentally. It pisses me off, makes me procrastinate, and yes, makes me despise winter. Whats more, its expensive, and fairly mainstream. Skateboarding makes you age quickly, and be hated by those that are aged. So here is to skateboarding, the worst thing to ever happen to my life. The only thing to happen to my life. my life. life itself. i fucking love you.

Now that that is over i must say that as of late I have decided to take a break from a few things:

Flannel
My hunters orange hat
Not shaving
Not showering
Having a dirty room
Listening to hip hop and rap music.

why am i doing this? i have no clue actually. i just need a little break from some things, and to go back to normal in other areas. I love having a clean room, i love being clean, and i love having a cleanly shaven face. Stupid? maybe. Ignant'? probably.

On to bigger and better things. I will however be spending this summer working my ass off to promote jux in every way that is possible. I love filming, its the only thing that comes before skateboarding and my own health, and its time that i threw down, or at least tried to. My stuff may suck, oh well, at least my mom will want to watch it.


BTW, remember to tell your mother that you love her. Everyday, no matter how old, short, fat, or shallow you may be. You never know when your time with her may be shortened. I've really regretted not being better to my mother, and well its a little to late for regretting, but i guess i do. Love your mother DAMMIT. Don't just say you love her, mean it. I LOVE my mom. I always will.


Love everyone for that matter. Who the fuck cares if someone said something to so and so, or that person doesnt do this, or does do this, or makes you mad, or whatever lame excuse you can think of. Life is much too short to worry about who is who, and what is what. Just go with the flow, shake a hand or two, and get on with it.

But who am I to talk? I'm a hypocrite

Final countdown

We are leaving right now. Taco bell is calling my name



Ore-Kream Day Four from Adam Kirschhoffer on Vimeo.

Kreamy goodness and a tempting mistress

So basically my spring break diet consists of fast food.  I have eaten at taco bell 6 times over break and am so sick of it.  Taco bell is a devil woman thats all I can say.  Any way we've been skating a bunch and are coming home tomorrow.  The orecream experience is completely done.  We skated the following parks:

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Mobash

Spokane

Irrigon

Tigard

Holly farm

Glenhaven

Benedict (skateplaza)

Burnside

Battleground

Pier Park

Gabriel

and Hood River

It was an epic trip.  

Here is some footage of epicnessssssss

Ore-Kream Day Three from Adam Kirschhoffer on Vimeo.

Ore-Kream Part 2

So a few days late but this is footy from tuesday in spokane and irrgon ore gone.  

Ore-Kream Day Two from Adam Kirschhoffer on Vimeo.

so its been a while

Haven't posted in a while

I've been busy you could say. Or maybe i just am imagining things. Regardless, I now am at a point of complete and pure exhaustion. I literally don't have much in me. Despite this i'm trying. It was my birthday, and I had about fifteen people wish me so. So thanks guys, i appreciate it! I just wish ALL of my other friends hadn't. Oh well, it wasn't great anyway, my dog died, so that just topped the day off with a cherry.
Despite all of this, i have a great life that does not merit any type of bitching.
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OREKREAM Part 1

Here is a little something from day one


Ore-Kream Day One Missoula from Adam Kirschhoffer on Vimeo.

but kitties are far more gangster...

and they are more evil...


and they are down to F.S.U. of the weekends...


no further statements your honor.
-will

Taking a Stand

puppies are way doper and cuter then kittys. Supporting evidence:


That last one is all for nick

tunes

i haven't posted in a minute...so i thought id share some music, not necessarily stuff im bumpin' at the moment, or my all time favorites, but just some jams that i dig. check it..
xiu xiu-i love the valley, oh!

animal collective-my girls

sebadoh-skull

the rosewood thieves-los angeles

the magnetic fields-yeah.oh yeah!

daniel johnston-i am walking the cow
(upon watching this video i nearly broke down, daniel's health has fallen into serious disrepair in recent years, and he is still battling the same demons he always has. but his volatile music and humble performance still resonates through, he has brilliance that is very hard to come by.


-will

Skate snow

I was going to study all day today but I figured I would get more accomplished if I went skateboarding. I started off at world market. Biesus waxed the shit out of that slappy ledge. Its skating mighty fine. Legend showed up and talked about building a concrete bank on the snow banks. I told him it was the dumbest idea he had ever had, and he has had some stupid ideas. Afterwards went to the skatepark, which thanks to some ambitious Europeans was dry. I mean slightly dry. We shoveled the shallow end and should be ready soon. Anyway biesus and I discussed some weekly montages and got really stoked on skating. Im only updating this because this website needs some love and we need to compete with beebzor.com

later

Portland for spring break.

Portland for spring break, this is the route from missoula. I had it go through Irrigon so if we want to skate there on the way we could. Im getting stoked.


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The parks in the portland area that look fun...
Burnside
Glenhaven
Department
Tigard
West Linn
Donald
McMinville, Astoria and Lincoln City if we want to go to the coast.
Pier Park and holly farm are in portland
Hillsboro is really close
Newberg
waldport if we go to the coast, thats where the time trials in the beauty and the beast video.

check them out

Kreamup Volume One

So Kreamup is basically done. We need some more clips but the premier will happen soon, I'm thinking about a birthday celebration/premier. Keep you all posted about the updates. In the meantime enjoy this.

This is Maynard, Dave's cat. He is my favorite cat. As nick said tonight, if i had a laser pointer, I would have to purchase a cat shortly after.

iPhoto library bullshit

Well hey there all. I went skating tonight with Alex and Nate. We all landed new tricks. Hastings is fun, lots of lines to be had. Anyway, I guess I will do another iPhoto post, this time the theme is Freshman year of college. Every photo was taken inside the man cave Langford. That place sucks pretty bad but there were a few cool people.

Scuba was taking a nap and I straight up ollied onto that bitches bed on the day we moved out. Photo by Micheal Bloechle


Also on move out day, Chris wanted me to photographically document his accomplishments.


Scuba and Rod compare body type shirtless in the Langford bathroom. Yikes.



This first photo was taken during one weekend when scuba went home. Me and D-bag Chris took duct tape and wrote Scuba loves anal on the wall for all so see. Chris thought it was funny as shit, and i agreed with him, scuba even left it up there for the rest of the year.